This Poem Is Really Deep
This poem is really deep
It’s as deep as a swimming pool
Inside a bigger swimming pool
At the bottom of the ocean
This poem is really deep
It expresses my deepest feelings
I am very sad
My life is very sad
This poem is really political
Corporations are taking over our lives
I say to my friend
As I text her on my iPhone 6
My parents are really annoying
They took away my iPhone 6
My life is so hard, my parents make my depression worse
Everyone on Tumblr agrees with me
This poem is really deep
I don’t really know what it’s about
I use big words to make myself sound intelligent
My Piquant life is so Fidus Achates
This poem is really satirical
I am unoriginal and cynical
So I use common stereotypes
To make myself seem really edgy
This poem is really deep
No it isn’t
I wrote it in five minutes