An Integral Flaw
What is calculus?
Calculus is the study of change.
Why does calculus matter?
Because things change.
What is poetry?
Poetry is the reflection
Of mankind and our drama
In a pool of introspection.
There is no need for derivatives in poetry
Poetry is a derivative.
Poetic expression is the epitome of humanity’s confusion
Calculus is painful. And uncreative.
The sine of 2x?
More like the antiderivative of - [cos (2x)/ 2] +C.
The meaning of this is arbitrary and inexact.
Poetry would never be this hazy.
Poetry is a science.
Calculus is a plot devised by evil Australians because the only thing that keeps this robotic bodies running is the pain of high schoolers.
And organic matter.
What can we draw from calculus?
Blood, like the vampirical mathematicians need to live.
English teachers kill calc with words
While telling us that everything is figurative.
Everything.