Square Roots
144, 121, 100, 81, 64, 49, 36, 25, 16, 9, 4, 1….after a while my breathing starts to calm down and I can stand up. First, I go and get a...
Scents
I have always been cautious of people with scents. I told myself, “Do not fall in love with someone who smells like spring. He will make...
LeFleur's Lampoons
#EliasLeFleur #Humor
Jacob's Jokes
#Humor #VisualArts #JacobAllinder
Stealin' My Culture
Billions of eyes trail me, scoping my every move I can see the disgust in their faces as they pass My culture, my hair, my dialect? All...
A Thing in This Town
There was a thing is this town, or so I’ve heard, but all of those stories seem completely absurd. Albeit explicit, I’ll give them that...
More Advice From Your Personal Stylist
Hey again!!! It’s me, your personal stylist, and I’m here to tell you how to look dece-, I mean cute. Right here I have a new client, her...
Nature's Little Wonders
Crimson Flower Blanketed by tiny droplets Left behind by a cool, light mist A great ball of light Just barely above the horizon Casting...
Deranged Monstrosity
Click here for the Deranged Monstrosity Archive! #CollinMcLean #DerangedMonstrosity #Humor
Advice From Your Personal Stylist
Hello, it is your personal stylist! I am here to make sure you are on FLEEEEEEKKKKKK. Okay, so here is to all you 6 graders! First off,...